6.05.2010

Ain't it the truth? (borrowed)

A very good friend sent this to me and I just had to share it.  I thought I would spice it up and add my comments which are in red of course.

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die. (I thought this was a requirement of BFF's)


2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.  (Of course I don't know what that moment feels like!)


3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
was younger. (Was there ever a time I didn't want to nap? I must have been outta my mind!!)

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. ( I wondered why that wasn't invented)

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (I ask  scream that on a regular basis)

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?


7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Or my driveway for that
matter. (I mean at least sometimes I know how to get outta my neighborhood, on the good days anyway)


8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died. (I have said this for years, in fact I always add lib it when I read the obits, sick I know, but it makes it much more interesting!)


9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. (This is an understatement that you will never understand)

10. Bad decisions make good stories. (Have you read any of my blogs?)

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for
the rest of the day. Time for margaritas!! ( That is why I always made sure I had a fridge in my office)


12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.


13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I
swear I did not make any changes to. (It then causes me to then triple check my paper again, and again.... I am sure you get the idea here.. OCD anyone?)


14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this
- ever. (OK so that's what it means to men, but to me, it means either dry clean or get brave and try to hand wash it and pray to God I don't ruin my new favorite piece of clothing)


15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run
away? (OMG!! How do you know what I do???that is freaking me out!!)

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. (Hello...welcome to my world!)


17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call. (You mean everyone doesn't do this? So does that make it wrong?)


18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. (Duh!! How am I suppose to sneak pick the right flavor of ice cream out!!)


19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. (More kisses, more sex, more.... you get the drift, I am sure)


20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. (I have even sent in a suggestion about this one...still waiting to hear back from them)


21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger
and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first
saw it. (Hell, sometimes I'll watch a movie a month ago and watch it again and still get that same feeling)


22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand
than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. (Ok.. now I am pretty sure someone has been watching me)


23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying
to finish a text. (No way!! No Phone Zone man.. Don't you watch Oprah? She says not to text and drive, and you don't want to upset Oprah!)


24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger. (Not really..the hunger usually wins)


25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? (No comment on this one)

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team
up to prevent an ass from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers
and sisters! (I am usually the bitch at the front of the line preventing the ass from cutting in.  :) and yes I get such joy from this. )


27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever. (I heard pants can actually stand on their own!! Not mine of course, they are trained to hang themselves on the appropriate hanger)


28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every
year? (I don't have any kids, so I can say YES!!)


29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you
are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. (I have NEVER done this, but I can't tell you how many times I have seen GUYS do this and then I have to try and not LAUGH at them for doing something so STUPID when they thought they were so COOL)


30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate
drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate
cyclists. (I just want to confirm this has nothing to do with MOTORCYCLISTS, b/c we all know they are AWESOME)


31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and
still not know what time it is. (I am getting paranoid, who is watching me? #5, #15,#22,#26 & now this one- they are all about me.  I guess I am glad there are others out there that do this also... or are you only referring to me?


32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their
car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button
from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.( Nah, I have missed the snooze button on ocassion, when I hit it and pushed the entire clock on the floor.  I hate when that happens!)

3 comments:

  1. Hey Tam,
    Your life sure is "interesting". I know where you are coming from kiddo. They say there is someone out there for everyone. You may have already bumped into him, and didn't realize it, because you're pre-occupied. God will take care of things, so just do what you can, when you can and leave the rest to Him. I wish you health & love.
    Mare ^j^

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  2. Okay, that's laugh-out-loud funny. I did #22 today. And #7 made me think "heck yeah, that's really annoying."

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